Third and Denton

Name: Terry Wayne Douglas; Jr.
Alias: Devil's Ass
Secret Identity: Mechanical Engineer
Disposition: Chaotic Bastard
Powers: Heightened agility and mechanical abilities, ninjitsu master, improved healing factor
Origin: During a game of "I'm going to the moon" gone horribly awry at the Riddlecreek compound, Wayne sold his soul and the bulk of his tact to Satan in exchange for his abilities.

Name: Amber Joe Evans
Signature: Sleeps with the Fishes
Profession: Enforcer
Modus Operandi: Once a promising medical student and occasional oxycontin user, Amber discovered that her knowledge of human anatomy and strong constitution could be plied lucratively in the world of organized crime. Though sufficient evidence has never been collected for an arrest, she is known on the street for disposing of the mangled corpses of her "jobs" in Fall Creek Falls.

Name: Jennifer Marie Douglas
Battlecry: Yeah Toast!
Lifespan: 1532-1584
Tribe: Iroquois
History: Warrior chieftess who controlled a splinter group of warriors during the final days of the Iroquois empire. Known as the "Bahdmuddas" ("fearless fighters"), this group is renowned for their lack of mercy as they razed settlements in the modern day Putnam County region. Though all the warriors wore heavy paint while in battle, Jen could frequently be identified by her anachronistic cry of "Yeah Toast!" just before performing her trademark immolation of babies on spikes.

Scientific Name: Brett Lyne Holcomb
Common Name: Bucket
Symbol: ☸
Atomic Mass: $\frac{47 Π}{e}$
Sublimation Point: 273°K
Properties: ☸ is the only known element with no liquid state. It was discovered in 1982 at Tennessee Technological University when a three kilogram chunk spontaneously depositioned eight meters in the air and fell to crush the skull of an unsuspecting freshman. ☸ has certain hallucinogenic properties and remains popular with "bucketheads" despite being highly addictive and having been shown to atrophy the motivation centers of the frontal lobe.

Name: William James Holcomb
Moniker: Lil' Ray of Sunshine

Name: Stephanie Lee Horne
Heritage: Raised on the Dairy
Net Worth: $1.7 million
Sign: Gemini
Hot Gossip: The milk maven, Stephanie "Speph" Horne (25), shocked society peers recently with her impromptu marriage to aging county music legend, Kenny Rogers (52). Though the couple maintains that it was love which motivated their unannounced Gatlinburg ceremony, rumors abound that Horne is seeking to use Rogers' celebrity and fortune to revive her flagging business which has been showing record losses in the aftermath of the bovine spungiform encephalitis epidemic which decimated Cumberland plateau herds last year.

	Name: Terry Wayne Douglas; Jr. Alias: Devil's Ass Secret Identity: Mechanical Engineer Disposition: Chaotic Bastard Powers: Heightened agility and mechanical abilities, ninjitsu master, improved healing factor Origin: During a game of "I'm going to the moon" gone horribly awry at the Riddlecreek compound, Wayne sold his soul and the bulk of his tact to Satan in exchange for his abilities.
	Name: Amber Joe Evans Signature: Sleeps with the Fishes Profession: Enforcer Modus Operandi: Once a promising medical student and occasional oxycontin user, Amber discovered that her knowledge of human anatomy and strong constitution could be plied lucratively in the world of organized crime. Though sufficient evidence has never been collected for an arrest, she is known on the street for disposing of the mangled corpses of her "jobs" in Fall Creek Falls.
	Name: Jennifer Marie Douglas Battlecry: Yeah Toast! Lifespan: 1532-1584 Tribe: Iroquois History: Warrior chieftess who controlled a splinter group of warriors during the final days of the Iroquois empire. Known as the "Bahdmuddas" ("fearless fighters"), this group is renowned for their lack of mercy as they razed settlements in the modern day Putnam County region. Though all the warriors wore heavy paint while in battle, Jen could frequently be identified by her anachronistic cry of "Yeah Toast!" just before performing her trademark immolation of babies on spikes.
	Scientific Name: Brett Lyne Holcomb Common Name: Bucket Symbol: ☸ Atomic Mass: $\frac{47 Π}{e}$ Sublimation Point: 273°K Properties: ☸ is the only known element with no liquid state. It was discovered in 1982 at Tennessee Technological University when a three kilogram chunk spontaneously depositioned eight meters in the air and fell to crush the skull of an unsuspecting freshman. ☸ has certain hallucinogenic properties and remains popular with "bucketheads" despite being highly addictive and having been shown to atrophy the motivation centers of the frontal lobe.
	Name: William James Holcomb Moniker: Lil' Ray of Sunshine
	Name: Stephanie Lee Horne Heritage: Raised on the Dairy Net Worth: $1.7 million Sign: Gemini Hot Gossip: The milk maven, Stephanie "Speph" Horne (25), shocked society peers recently with her impromptu marriage to aging county music legend, Kenny Rogers (52). Though the couple maintains that it was love which motivated their unannounced Gatlinburg ceremony, rumors abound that Horne is seeking to use Rogers' celebrity and fortune to revive her flagging business which has been showing record losses in the aftermath of the bovine spungiform encephalitis epidemic which decimated Cumberland plateau herds last year.

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