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<c.notes>🎜 🎜 🎜</c.notes> Ahh…\n
<c.notes>🎜 🎜 🎜</c.notes> The name of this song is…

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<c.notes>🎜 🎜 🎜</c.notes> The name of this song is…
<i>Uncle Sam Goddamn</i>.

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<i>Uncle Sam Goddamn</i>.
It's a show tune, …

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It's a show tune, …
but the show ain't been written for it yet.

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but the show ain't been written for it yet.
We're gonna see if Tony Jerome and the band…

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We're gonna see if Tony Jerome and the band…
can maybe work this shit out for me, …

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can maybe work this shit out for me, …
and straighten me out right quick.

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and straighten me out right quick.
I like it so far man.

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I like it so far man.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
Come on, let's go.

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Come on, let's go.
Welcome to the United Snakes:

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Welcome to the United Snakes:
land of the thief, home of the slave.

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land of the thief, home of the slave.
Grand imperial guard…

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Grand imperial guard…
where the dollar is sacred and proud.

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where the dollar is sacred and proud.
Let's do this shit for real, come on now.

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Let's do this shit for real, come on now.
Smoke and mirrors, stripes and stars…

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Smoke and mirrors, stripes and stars…
stolen for the cross in the name of God.

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stolen for the cross in the name of God.
Bloodshed, genocide, rape and fraud…

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Bloodshed, genocide, rape and fraud…
writ’ into the pages of the law. Good Lord.

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writ’ into the pages of the law. Good Lord.
The Cold Continent latch key child…

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The Cold Continent latch key child…
ran away one day and started acting foul.

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ran away one day and started acting foul.