GOOD LUCK Nutsac
  
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 This scrotum has been sent to you for good luck.  It has been
         
 sent around the world nine times so far.  You will receive
 good luck within four days of relaying this scrotum.
 
 Send copies to people you think need good luck. Don't send         
 money as fate has no price.  Do not keep this message.             

 The scrotum must leave your hands in 96 hours. Send ten copies
 and see what happens in four days.  You will get a surprise.

 This is  true, even if you are not superstitious.

 Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message
 must leave your hands in 96 hours... You must not sign on
 this message...