"Top ten things men would do if they woke up
 and had a vagina for a day"


10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9.  Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8.  See if they could finally do the splits.
7.  See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6.  Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5.  Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes . . . BEFORE
    closing time.
4.  Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more
    without sleeping first.
3.  Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it
    recorded on video.
2.  Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1.  Finally find that damned G-spot.

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"Top ten things women would do if they woke up
 and had a penis for a day"

10.  Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9.   Get a blow job.
8.   Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7.   Pee standing up! If inside:
       - talking to other men at a urinal.
       - determining WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
     If outside:
       - duh, you're OUTSIDE !!!
       - maybe even spelling your name.
6.   Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging 
     orgasm.
5.   Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it
     may seem.
4.   Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as
     funny as it looks.
3.   Answer the question, "Does it really hurts to get hit there?".
2.   Starting with a washrag, seeing how many different sizes of towels
     you can hang on an erection.
1.   Repeat #3.