10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE BURNED OUT.


 10. You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, "Hell."
 
 9. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my
 back, ***censored***!"
 
 8. When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster
 song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."
 
 7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because
 you just don't care.
 
 6. You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
 
 5. Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory when
 the nightly fire alarm goes off.
 
 4. You sleep more in class than at home.
 
 3. You leave for a party amd instinctively bring your bookbag.
 
 2. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
 
 1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.